Fucknofiretruck

Things that the web presents that I find amusing, stimulating or otherwise desirable. I like to be open and diverse with my content.

babyhongbin:

we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this

(via momjeanswag)

evilsupplyco:

"Be silly sometimes" / permanent edition to the art review board. Important to remember — we are evil, and it is fun. We aren’t gloomy gus muckrakers.

evilsupplyco:

"Be silly sometimes" / permanent edition to the art review board. Important to remember — we are evil, and it is fun. We aren’t gloomy gus muckrakers.

(via americangothgirl)

reblog if you’re single as fuck

staxilicious:

I am single. I am not sure if I would describe myself as “single as fuck” though.

and as soon as I hit ctrl-r the though occurred to me. “and I’m OK with that right now”

Having spent a lot of my last relationship feeling constrained or guilty for doing what I must, I’m kinda cool about just doing my thing for now.

r3volutionaries:

From the moment I got Pearl’s egg early June, people started asking me if, when, and how I was going to release her. To that I replied, “She isn’t mine to release,” and was consistently met with a puzzled expression. 

A few mornings ago it became apparent that Pearl has gone from the yard she was slowly venturing further daily. The day had finally came in which she chose to start a journey of her own. Although I love my little duck, she was never mine, and I grew to her purely and without attachment. I am not sad, rather I’m honored and proud to have been able to share a part of my summer with this strand of nature.

My family referred to her as “missing,” “disappeared,” “lost,” etc. But she isn’t any of those things just because she has left. She is found.

As humans, we have this idea that for nature to be successful, it has to be tampered with, or more-so possessed.  We see this mindset every day when people see something natural and beautiful and immediately go to, “I want to own it,” rather than, “I want to appreciate it.”

Pearl was a part of nature. I facilitated her life and gave ger a safe place to grow when she was too young to be on her own, but she was never mine. She is nature’s. I never possessed her. It was never my choice whether she stayed or went. So, on Monday morning upon the news of her absence, I felt joy in my heart.

I will miss her, but I wish her the best in this big world of ours. :’)

(via hospital-flowers-xoxo)

circuitbird:

While we are on the subject of Dune, let’s talk about how much we would all rock the Fremen jacket if we could.

circuitbird:

While we are on the subject of Dune, let’s talk about how much we would all rock the Fremen jacket if we could.

  • Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
  • Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
  • Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
  • Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
  • Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
  • Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
  • Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Valjean: I have to become a better person.
  • Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.